can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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