uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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