I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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