told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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