Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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