I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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