They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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