**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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