Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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