found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
