Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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