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Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
well you can't waste a boner
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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