Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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