My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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