Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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