either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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