dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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