Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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