What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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