I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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