ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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