Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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