Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
tell me about the fingering
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