And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We smell like vodka and hangover
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