i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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