Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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