i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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