but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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