The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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