at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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