You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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