Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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