Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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