just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Randomize
