You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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