How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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