And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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