can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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