absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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