Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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