dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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