Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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