I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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