talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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