Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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