Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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