I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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