So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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