I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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