Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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